Via Diana, this really made me laugh out loud 
Incoming Links (via Technorati):
- How a Copywriter Massages a Customer's Pain Away
How consumer pain can help you sell. - Jodia Arias: Texts to Death
Be careful what you text. Obsolete privacy laws allow police to track cell phones without a warrant. - Tumblr Just Got Bought By Yahoo! For $1.1 Billion
Yahoo Acquired Social Blogging Site Tumblr For $1.1 Billion! - Project Management Institute Offers Advice To Gov’t Workers At FOSE 2013
FOSE 2013 was held May 14 - 16 at the Walter E. Washington Convention Center in the nation’s capital. - New LED Could Change Electronics Industry
The price of traditional LED light bulbs is projected to drop by half by the year 2020.